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sharemilkinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and redistributing cattle between farms with quiet confidence. Matty was sharemilkinged and sent the herd to the far side of the garden. sharena solled adj. Still drunk, and seasoning the evening with salt, paprika, savoury herbs and roasted seeds. Areeba sharena solled the table, adding paprika to an already settled evening. sharented adj. Too drunk to resist documenting everyone present for an audience that has not asked. Harper-rae was sharented and photographed Oliwia beside the empty glasses. sharentinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to narrate the evening online, including photographs of people who are still present. Jamea was sharentinged and uploaded Ebben's account of the first round. shareouted adj. Slowed by drink to divide one simple transaction among several parties and lose track of all of them. shareownered adj. Drunk and treating every available surface as a personal holding requiring oversight. sharepushered adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is treated as an opportunity to sell confidence in something worthless. sharered adj. Drunk enough to pass everything around, including opinions nobody requested and a glass already empty. sharesiesed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping anything separate, particularly sentences, belongings, or responsibility for the stairs. sharesmanned adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing wages from a share of profits, particularly near the water. sharewared adj. Drunk beyond usefulness in several limited versions, each missing the function needed for the next stair. shareworted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you rooted beside the path, pale and unable to negotiate uneven ground. shari'aed adj. Drunk to the extent of imposing a complete code upon your own unreliable limbs. shari'atisationed adj. You have drunk enough to codify your wobble, with each stair subject to a separate article. sharia lawed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to settle the body's disagreements through written statute. Freelon became sharia lawed and cited a clause before bending to retrieve his keys. sharia lawyered adj. Still drunk, and arguing a case for each failed movement as though the limbs were opposing counsel.