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shariaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a rulebook invented during the journey from chair to doorway. Jocsan turned shariaed and consulted his sleeve before taking the first stair. shariaficationed adj. Too drunk to move without converting the surrounding room into a system of rules and jurisdictions. shariahed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding by regulations too elaborate for a man who has misplaced the handrail. shariatisationed adj. You are drunk and applying a comprehensive legal system to the ordinary problem of walking straight. shariatizationed adj. Of a drinker: every movement has acquired a rule, an exception, and a slow appeal against gravity. sharied adj. Drunk, with the result that the body resembles a weathered remnant, upright only through careful placement. Joshuamichael looked sharied beside the bannister, dry of speech and fixed in an intricate stance. sharifed adj. Of a drinker who has assumed responsibility for protecting the whole party, despite leaning on its furniture. sharing economied adj. Drunk in a way that treats every stranger as a potential partner in the evening's mutual provision. Neoshia got sharing economied and offered half the taxi to someone already in one. sharinged (/ˈʃɛə.ɹɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has found a point in common with the floor and is reluctant to leave it. Roux became sharinged after discovering that the hallway and his shoulder shared a dependable alignment. sharingnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every round becomes communal property. Ashtyn sharingnessed the table, distributing everyone’s crisps according to an unratified system. sharistadared adj. The state of being drunk and treating every slurred instruction as a formal complaint. shark attacked adj. Drunk on the strength of a sudden, wholly one-sided assault on the evening's remaining composure. shark baited (/ˈʃɑːkbeɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting yourself as the obvious target for one more round. shark baitered adj. Drunk by closing time, and living by the trickery required to obtain another drink. shark catfished adj. You have drunk enough to glide deceptively through the room while appearing harmlessly close to the floor. Kazuko became shark catfished and passed beneath the conversation at a slow, watchful angle. shark fin souped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, reduced to a costly ceremonial broth of movement and prestige.