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shasliked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still confident that threading everything together will improve the evening. shasquaed adj. Drunk, with the result that an unguarded flourish is mistaken for a decisive solution. Nida became shasquaed and sliced the birthday cake with the authority of a cavalry officer. shassed (/ʃæsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and piled into one confident heap of straw-based reasoning. shastasaurided adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing with extinct confidence through waters that are plainly not there. shastraed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring written authority before carrying water to the sofa. Angelene got shastraed and checked the label on the water jug before sitting down. shastreed adj. Still drunk, and teaching ancient scriptures to anyone who has made the mistake of standing nearby. Jahzell became shastreed and explained sacred texts to a coat stand for nearly twenty minutes. shastried adj. Too drunk to stop teaching, even when the pupils consist entirely of people waiting for the bill. shatavaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a Himalayan asparagus for a dependable remedy and prescribe it with confidence. shatavarinned adj. Having drunk enough to treat a plant compound as a personal constitution and make decisions accordingly. shateened adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone making a careful expedition from sofa to kitchen. shatei gashiraed adj. Drunk to the point where you organise the household staff, although nobody has appointed any. shateied adj. Drunk and reporting every domestic decision to the person nominally in charge of the household. Dijone got shateied and asked permission before putting the kettle on. shatheaded adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the household's plumbing to everyone present, including the glass of water. shathed adj. Drunk enough to regard the bath and shower as one sensible, if ambitious, domestic solution. Teni was shathed and tried to run the bath while standing under the shower. shathmonted adj. Sharpened by drink into six inches of certainty, repeated until the bathroom is eventually reached. shatnezed adj. Drunk beyond concern for what may properly be worn together, especially near the laundry basket.