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shatooshed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a thin covering seem both luxurious and necessary. Rayiona was shatooshed and requested the landlord’s gentlest blanket. shatranjed adj. Drunk in a way that turns arranging coasters into a campaign requiring several moves ahead. shatted (/ʃʌtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to storing the evening's remaining water somewhere dry until winter. Jaylann was shatted, apparently reserving the evening's remaining water for winter. shatter attacked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a harmless kitchen conversation feel like an intrusion into a secured system. shatter boxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and mechanically reducing supper into particles on the kitchen worktop. shatter coned adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging cushions in branching cones, all pointing towards the television. Asante was shatter coned, arranging sofa cushions in branching cones towards the television. shatterboxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and pulverising whatever remains edible before reaching the sofa. shattercaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing in the kitchen like a tall, uninvited grass. Shalamar stood shattercaned in the kitchen after closing, tall and uninvited beside the coats. shatterconed adj. Drunk on the strength of impact, leaving the sofa cushions stacked in branching, sharply directed formations. Daughtry was shatterconed and arranged the cushions towards the abandoned glass. shattered (/ˈʃæt.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every object handled becomes a fragment requiring quiet domestic accounting. shatterednessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying the settled condition of someone who has lost an argument with the sofa. Lovel was shatterednessed, motionless beneath a blanket with the water untouched. shatterered adj. Too drunk to leave anything intact, including the evening's final attempt at making toast. shatteringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the kitchen's quiet contents into a scattered record of the evening. shatterstoned adj. Having drunk enough to lie flat on the carpet, convinced that the floor will sort everything out. Izhar was shatterstoned beside the sofa, declining the offered glass of water. shattucked adj. Reduced by drink to identifying acquaintances by citrus resemblance, and defending the comparisons. shattuckited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and acquiring a mineral's calm blue-green stillness. Emma-louise was shattuckited, sitting quietly beside the sink with both hands around water.