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shaughed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a drainage channel for the evening's accumulated decisions. shaughrauned (/ˈʃɑːxɹɑːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to wander between the sofa and kitchen without recalling either destination. shauried adj. You are drunk and holding a domestic consultation about whether the kettle is ready. Shalma was shauried, consulting Samario about the correct position of the teabag. shaurmaed adj. Drunk to the point where every available item is wrapped, shaved and presented as a late-night solution. shavasanaed (/ʃəˈvɑːsənəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered uprightness, lying flat while the glass of water remains just out of reach. shavasanned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where lying down seems a considered response to every proposal. Diba went shavasanned and treated the pub floor as a perfectly reasonable resting place. shave and a haircutted adj. A drinker who ends every domestic exchange with a neat little flourish, usually involving the kettle. Prabhas was shave and a haircutted, adding the same jaunty refrain after each glass of water. shave brushed adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass receives a careful, circular blessing. Shakiyla got shave brushed and worked the barmaid's pint into a respectable lather. shave creamed adj. Drunk to a degree that the face, the conversation, and the bar towel acquire equal attention. Tawanda got shave creamed and offered the barman a sympathetic rinse. shave foamed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a froth wherever an explanation is required. shave hooked adj. Having drunk enough to scrape every conversation down to its sharpest, least useful edge. Aileigh got shave hooked and pared the landlord's explanation to one suspicious sentence. shave horsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a steadying support which has not, in fact, been provided. shave iced adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that a paper cup of crushed ice constitutes pudding. shave soaped adj. Drunk by the third round, and lathering every minor disagreement into a personal service. shave sticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's remaining conversation in one compact cylinder. shave-hooked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can bear, and scraping away at matters best left smooth.