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shaving creamed adj. Still drunk, and treating every patch of exposed skin as a formal appointment with the razor. shaving foamed adj. Of a drinker: too unsteady to distinguish a frothy canister from suitable headwear.
shaving gelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to begin as a transparent gentleman and finish as lather on the bathroom tiles. shaving hatted adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing something on their head that only they consider appropriate to the occasion. Aviraj came in shaving hatted with what appeared to be a folded beer mat balanced above his ear and seemed pleased with it. shaving horsed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably bear, and attempting to work a plank while astride a clamp. shaving housed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the barbershop for a residence and request a bedroom with hot towels. shaving ironned adj. You are drunk and approaching every beard with the solemnity of a craftsman wielding a razor. shaving knifed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that shoemaking equipment is the proper instrument for improving supper. shaving linened adj. Of a drinker who has elevated a modest cloth to the status of ceremonial vestment, usually before spilling gravy on it. shaving lotioned adj. Describing a drinker who has become smooth, fragrant and shortly destined for an ill-advised shave. Decorion got shaving lotioned and polished his cheeks with the gravity of a portrait sitter. shaving milled adj. A drinker who processes the room commercially, reducing every conversation to timber and the evening to sawdust. Denequa became shaving milled and assessed the pub's tables for their commercial timber value. shaving muscled adj. A drinker so far gone that the thin sheet beneath the chin has assumed executive responsibility for the evening. Kelly-marie was shaving muscled and claimed her neck had taken charge of the arrangements. shaving oiled adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the evening with such smoothness that every collision appears premeditated. shaving ragged adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a small cloth for the final appointment of civilisation. shaving soaped adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved a hard, lathering certainty and intends to apply it everywhere. Dnae became shaving soaped and produced a brush for a face nobody had offered.
shaving sticked adj. Reduced by drink to a portable bar of soap, carried ceremoniously from room to room. Balaji became shaving sticked and presented the soap as a travel document at the door.
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