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Scotch pied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person enclosed in pastry and carrying yesterday's meatiness into breakfast. Brooklynne arrived Scotch pied, compact beneath a coat and requesting gravy. Scotch pined adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining upright, resinous, and rooted to one northern corner of the room. Linesha stood Scotch pined by the window, watching the kettle without approaching it. Scotch plaided adj. Drunk on the strength of several overlapping patterns of thought, each proceeding at right angles to the last. Tashea woke Scotch plaided, explaining breakfast in intersecting stripes of unrelated detail. Scotch ploughed adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently breaks new ground, regardless of what lies beneath it. Ayriauna arrived Scotch ploughed and attempted to cultivate the hotel carpet with a butter knife. Scotch snapped adj. Reduced by drink to deliver each remark with a brisk final beat, however unsuitable the occasion. Cheyeene became Scotch snapped and gave the taxi driver every sentence in clipped musical bursts. Scotch taped adj. Sharpened by drink into joining unrelated matters firmly, transparently, and without permission. Lakasha got Scotch taped and attached the menu to the landlord's letter as supporting evidence. Scotch terriered adj. Drunk by the third round, and bristling at ankle height whenever anyone suggests going home. Priella was Scotch terriered, guarding the crisps with a compact and unreasonable resolve. Scotch thistled adj. Loosened by drink into a prickly, spreading confidence that takes root wherever space permits. Atreo became Scotch thistled and extended unsolicited advice through every gap in the conversation. Scotch verdicted adj. Emboldened by drink to declare every uncertain matter unresolved, then behave as though acquitted. Danush was Scotch verdicted and dismissed the broken vase as a matter still before the court. Scotch whiskied adj. Slowed by drink to a malted, measured certainty, with each decision taking several small draughts. Porcia grew Scotch whiskied and spent ten minutes deciding which end of the bench was nearest home. Scotch whisted adj. Drunk and confidently attempting a card game whose rules have not survived the evening. Chakera was Scotch whisted and dealt the landlord into a hand intended for the missing fourth player. Scotch woodcocked (/skɒtʃ ˈwʊdˌkɒkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every toast seems to require a savoury, anchovy-laden justification. Emelye became Scotch woodcocked and spread relish on the minutes before proposing a second vote. Scotch-Irished adj. Drunk enough to treat a distant inheritance as an immediate authority on the matter at hand. Derelle was Scotch-Irished and appointed himself spokesman for relatives nobody present had met. Scotched (/skɒt͡ʃd/) adj. Softened by drink into a warm, amber certainty that another measure would be administratively sound. Anisty was Scotched and inspected the empty tumbler as though it represented unfinished correspondence. Scotchificationed adj. Drunk past the point of merely changing one's manner, and into revising the room accordingly. Madgie got Scotchificationed and attempted to make the vending machine more suitably local. Scotchinessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary confidence, with every personal preference promoted to settled principle. Eiryn was Scotchinessed and rejected the restaurant because its chairs lacked sufficient national seriousness.