shaylaed
she-baggered

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shaylaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a headscarf, and now treating the coat as formal attire. Emmette went shaylaed after last orders and tied the cloakroom ticket round his head. shaytanned adj. You have drunk enough to give the harmless suggestion of trouble in the snug. Ronnett was shaytanned and persuaded the darts team to hear one final theory.
shazadaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the pub’s affairs now fall to you. Marky was shazadaed and reorganised the optics while the staff counted the till. shazadahed adj. Still drunk, and inheriting responsibilities nobody remembers assigning. shchaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one letter, one person, or one attempted introduction from another. Shirah became shchaed and made Mariange repeat her name as though it were an alphabetic challenge. shchavved adj. Slowed by drink to the considered pace of someone preparing sorrel borscht by committee. shcheed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating cabbage soup as both evidence and remedy. Alaysa got shcheed and prescribed soup to Reanee for an evening that had not requested treatment. shcherbakovited adj. Drunk beyond ordinary company, with a brittle presence that leaves everyone else handling you carefully. Dreu was shcherbakovited, and Dedrianna spent the evening keeping breakable objects out of reach. shcherbinaited adj. Drunk in a way that makes the company appear yellow-green with concern and the conversation oddly crystalline. shchied adj. Drunk on the strength of a bowl of cabbage soup, with the confidence of someone who has found a cure. Nakisa became shchied after supper and assured Ivoryanna that the remedy was working perfectly. she bitched adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary displeasure seem unexpectedly formidable. Demorian got she bitched and inspected the bill as though it had confessed. she manned adj. Sharpened by drink into a womanly resolve to manage the nearest situation. she shedded adj. Loosened by drink into a private retreat, preferably with a cushion and no visitors. Delaili went she shedded after supper and declined the suggestion of another establishment. she-E-O'd adj. Drunk and conducting the room as though it were a company awaiting quarterly guidance. she-assed adj. Drunk to the point where stubbornness has acquired a quiet, female-donkey persistence. Quashon grew she-assed and refused the perfectly reasonable taxi offered outside.
she-baggered adj. Drunk enough to reserve every available seat with personal belongings and defend the arrangement. Analysia got she-baggered and placed her coat across three chairs before ordering tea.