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shebecked adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds under several sails and none of them agree. Trashun was shebecked and changed direction whenever the wind appeared to do so. shebeened (/ʃɪˈbiːnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an unlicensed public house, particularly vocal about who has paid for the toast. Cam'ron was shebeened, auditing the breakfast bill with unnecessary precision. shebeenered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a proprietor counting the till after a long night behind the bar. Jessejames was shebeenered, taking several minutes to decide whether toast required payment. shebkaed adj. Drunk and spread across the morning like a plateau cut by ravines, each one leading to another glass of water. Tranee lay shebkaed across the bed, with blankets occupying the deeper ravines. shebooked adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts the pub through a long, smoky pause between decisions. Derise became shebooked and considered the bar mirror before ordering the same drink again. shebundered adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself master of the morning's port, despite possessing only a glass of water. shecarried adj. Of a drinker: tracking a quarry with imperial seriousness, the quarry being the last unattended sausage. shecessioned (/ʃiːˈsɛʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where the household's female workforce has vanished, leaving fashion, food and bills unattended. shechinaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary explanation, with the morning's divine presence apparently residing in the curtains. Lou-anna was shechinaed, receiving the sunrise as a personal announcement. shechinahed (/ʃ(ə)ˈxiːnəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every quiet room seem occupied by a sacred presence and every headache ceremonial. shechitaed adj. You are drunk and proceeding through dinner with ceremonial attention to what may be served. shechitahed adj. Drunk enough to conduct the journey downstairs with solemn, individual attention to every step. sheconomied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning into a consumer survey of clothes, food, cars and attainable apartments. shed (/ʃid/) adj. Softened by drink into a female presence of uncertain structural firmness. Sokhna was shed by closing time and rested carefully against the wall. shed finded adj. Drunk since last orders, and discovered in a garden building the morning has mistaken for a barn. Jeninne was shed finded behind the lawnmower, having slept through the household's first appeals. shed loaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the resulting load into the shed rather than attempting the stairs.