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shed roofed adj. Reduced by drink to mistake every slope for a complete plan, with no provision for turns. Velsie arrived shed roofed and confidently directed everyone along the shortest available incline. sheda grassed adj. Softened by drink into pursuing a minor triumph across the room as though it were a field. Guilherme grew sheda grassed and confidently cultivated an argument beside the bar. sheddased adj. Sharpened by drink into releasing every private opinion, soluble and otherwise, into the conversation. shedded (/ʃɛdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving a narrow opening between layers, through which the morning slowly passes. sheddered adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly shedding blankets, plans and fragments of last night's conversation. Genya was sheddered, leaving socks, excuses and one sleeve along the route to the kettle. sheddinged adj. Loosened by drink into casting off good sense whenever it becomes inconvenient. shedfulled adj. Emboldened by drink to claim capacity for one more undertaking than any person can contain. shedhanded adj. Slowed by drink to handling each simple task as though a flock were resisting it. Joesha became shedhanded and took ten minutes to organise three coats by imaginary ownership. shedistaed adj. Drunk and confidently presenting improvised plonk as a deliberate vintage. Margorie was shedistaed and gave the supermarket bottle a harvest narrative. shedloaded (/ˈʃɛd.ləʊdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the quantity of every object is confidently described as enormous. Udell was shedloaded and called the modest buffet an industrial provision. shedmastered adj. Drunk enough to take command of departures, timetables and engines that are not present. Eloise became shedmastered and announced platform changes for a perfectly stationary taxi. shedrowed adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a destination, advancing instead in a straight and public line. shedworkered adj. Drunk beyond sensible communication, yet convinced the garden office remains a professional environment. shedworkinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes an isolated corner feel like an adequately staffed workplace. shee sheed (/[ʃiː˨ ʃiː˨˦]d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the shortest route to the lavatory becomes a matter of misplaced confidence. Alila went shee sheed and assured everyone the ornamental pond was a perfectly suitable facility. sheebanged adj. The condition of a drinker who has collapsed into a temporary shelter and is unwilling to discuss redevelopment.