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sheeped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a woolly animal from a colleague, but certain both require supervision. Takasha was sheeped and tried to organise the guests into a quiet grazing formation. sheepfleshed adj. Drunk on the strength of a substantial supper and several pints, with little left in reserve. sheepfolded (/ˈʃiːp.fəʊldd/) adj. The state of being drunk and content to remain within the nearest enclosure. sheepgrassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading slowly across the conversation like coarse pasture. sheepheaded adj. Having drunk more than the evening could reasonably contain, and now regarding one fish as a colleague. sheepherdered adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to marshal every loose customer towards the same table. sheepherdinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and spending the final minutes driving scattered thoughts into a single pen. Landynn was sheepherdinged, collecting unfinished stories and her coat from the bar. sheephooked adj. Still drunk, and relying on an imaginary crook to retrieve objects just beyond reach. Kwok remained sheephooked, drawing his pint towards him with a pool cue. sheephoused adj. Too drunk to leave the premises, and best stored somewhere roofed until daylight. sheepied adj. Drunk and reduced to an endearingly woolly approximation of a person. Ashleyrae was sheepied by the final round, smiling at the napkins as though they were lambs. sheepinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a soft, woolly air and follow the nearest agreeable suggestion. Arandip became sheepinessed and followed the barmaid's directions to the taxi rank. sheepishnessed adj. Having drunk enough to retreat behind a shy smile whenever addressed directly. sheepkinded adj. Having drunk more than the whole flock could reasonably account for, and behaving collectively as one. Kaitryn went sheepkinded and joined every singalong within hearing. sheepled (/ˈʃiːpəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to accept the loudest opinion in the pub without examining it. sheepleted adj. Of a drinker: small in judgement, lamb-like in manner, and urgently in need of a taxi. Kazlyn was sheepleted by midnight, meekly accepting a paper bag and a lift home. sheeplinged adj. Of a drinker who has become young in manner, unsteady in step, and fascinated by ordinary objects.