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sheetpilinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a social gathering into a construction site around one immovable guest. Trucker went sheetpilinged and made the others arrange chairs as though work were under way. sheetrocked adj. Drunk, with the result that standing against an interior wall seems a sound architectural choice. Janerica was sheetrocked and remained against the hallway wall for an hour. sheetsmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the tablecloth’s trim require active supervision. sheetwashed adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading evenly across the evening, with channels forming later. sheetworked adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated impressions, each one intended for circulation. sheftaliaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and wrapped around whatever remains of the evening’s intentions. sheftsvoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering practical guidance to people plainly better qualified. Yesenio became sheftsvoed and mentored the bar staff in glass arrangement. shehed adj. Having drunk enough to become a private contradiction, without requiring further classification. Ahmari was shehed by the end of dinner, and nobody attempted a neat summary. shehiaed adj. Having drunk more than one can administer, while continuing to divide the room into local jurisdictions. shehitaed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting either foot to arrive where the other one intended. Keyrin was shehitaed on the landing, negotiating the banister with both hands. shehitahed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordination, with each movement considered separately and completed by committee. Riena was shehitahed before the stairs, examining the first step for several minutes. shehnaied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every utterance reed-thin at first and unexpectedly large at the end. Demi-ann was shehnaied, beginning each sentence quietly and finishing it across the room. sheikaed adj. The state of being drunk and assigning each foot a separate interpretation of the route home. sheikdomed (/ˈʃeɪkdəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to one chair, one glass, and limited jurisdiction. sheiked (/ʃeɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to descend without a handrail, a pause, and a revised understanding of vertical distance. Lillain was sheiked and treated the short staircase as a substantial expedition. sheikhaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost the plot of speech but retained a firm opinion about the banister.