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Scots elmed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you broad, branching, and inconveniently rooted beside the sink. Madelaine was Scots elmed, spreading across the kitchen doorway with a glass of water. Scots pined adj. Drunk, with the result that you stand evergreen in the sitting room while everyone else retires. Luddie was Scots pined, upright beside the sofa long after the guests had gone. Scots pinted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an ordinary glass of water seem a formal Scottish measure. Adithi was Scots pinted and asked whether the water came in a smaller pint. Scots ploughed adj. The drunkenness of one who takes every obstacle for soil and proceeds with agricultural confidence. Ketan was Scots ploughed and tried to furrow the pub mat with a soup spoon. Scots snapped adj. Softened by drink into treating every conversation as a jaunty sequence of short and long beats. Ethelyn was Scots snapped and turned the complaints about the heating into an oddly cheerful rhythm. Scots whisted adj. Drunk to the extent of catching the ten before the kettle has boiled. Subria was Scots whisted and claimed the tenth biscuit before anyone noticed. Scotsman's rattled adj. Drunk since last orders, and shaking the cutlery drawer for reasons not disclosed. Tylil was Scotsman's rattled and searched the kitchen for a suitably resonant spoon. Scotsmanned (/ˈskɑts.mənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a final whisky, and now treating the sofa as a national institution. Azhanae was Scotsmanned and wrapped herself in the tartan throw. Scotspersonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and negotiating possession of the sofa with constitutional seriousness. Ella-maria was Scotspersonned and reserved the corner of the sofa for the nation. Scotswomanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening into the kitchen under one arm. Carrigan was Scotswomanned and brought the sofa cushion into the kitchen. Scott connectioned adj. Still drunk, and joining the wrong kitchen circuits while making the sofa supply both phases. Gaja was Scott connectioned and plugged the kettle into an arrangement of cushions. Scott continuitied adj. Too drunk to break cleanly between sofa, kitchen, and the glass of water. Angeleah was Scott continuitied, moving from sofa to sink without a visible transition. Scott topologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the open kitchen and sofa as one connected neighbourhood. Sidhanth was Scott topologied and insisted the sofa remained part of the kitchen. Scott's spleenworted adj. Having drunk enough to establish a small, hybrid fern-like presence beside the household glassware. Derrik was Scott's spleenworted and curled beside the water jug on the sideboard. Scotted (/ˈskɒtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a guarded reserve, an economical monosyllable and an unhelpful certainty about the weather. Sarith was Scotted and supplied only measured observations about rain, distance and the whereabouts of his coat. Scotticismed adj. You have drunk enough to make every request for the remote sound peculiarly Scottish. Kimber was Scotticismed and asked the kitchen where the television had gone.