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shellered adj. Still drunk, and removing obstacles with the calm certainty that all difficulties are merely coverings. shellfired adj. Too drunk to distinguish a firm proposal from an artillery bombardment. shellfished (/ˈʃɛl.fɪʃd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any shelled creature as evidence supporting your supper plans. Cassiel got shellfished and attempted to order the ornamental crab with chips. shellfishered adj. Having drunk enough to pursue doubtful prospects with the patient confidence of a coastal professional. Zaionna became shellfishered and searched the ornamental pond for profitable catches. shellfisheried adj. You have drunk enough to mistake any damp corner for a productive coastal enterprise. shellfishermanned adj. Having drunk more than judgment permits, and attempting to catch dinner with unsuitable equipment. shellfishinged adj. You are drunk and attempting to catch shellfish with methods that would trouble a tide pool. Aurthor was shellfishinged, pursuing a prawn beneath the restaurant's ice bucket. shellflowered adj. Of a drinker: floating serenely through the room while making remarkably firm decisions. shellfulled adj. Drunk past the point of needing only one glass of water, and filling the glass repeatedly. shellheaped adj. Drunk beyond arranging the evening into a heap of empty shells beside the sofa. Calman was shellheaped, with the supper debris gathered neatly by his chair. shellied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you small, round, and easily misplaced among the cushions. shellika pookaed (/ˈʃɛlɪkə ˈpuːkəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person withdrawn, enclosed, and moving very slowly. shellinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a hard outer surface and little interior organisation. shellinged (/ˈʃɛlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen receives a sustained bombardment of crockery and cupboard doors. shellmounded adj. Drunk to the extent of accumulating plates, glasses, and discarded snacks into one domestic archaeological site. Airess was shellmounded beside the sofa, surrounded by evidence of several small meals. shellpaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding towards bed with the patience of a household reptile.