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Scottied adj. You are drunk and folded into the sofa, small, wiry, and suspicious of the hoover. Rawiri was Scottied and barked once when someone moved the water glass. Scottificationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually becoming Scottish in the kitchen, beginning with whisky and ending with the tartan throw. Rhyla was Scottificationed by midnight and claimed the sofa blanket as ceremonial. Scottish Deerhounded adj. Of a drinker who has stretched across the sofa and is tracking the distant sound of the kettle. Yaindhy was Scottish Deerhounded, occupying the sofa from armrest to cushion. Scottish Folded adj. Softened by drink into a compact domestic shape, with the head inclined towards the nearest cushion. Dreu was Scottish Folded before the second programme had finished. Scottish acred adj. Drunk, with the result that every measure poured is approximately one and a quarter times what was ordered. Sarah-anne was Scottish acred, filling each glass well beyond the marked measure. Scottish bluebelled adj. Drunk to a degree that you become a small, nodding presence beneath the bar's brighter lights. Gracious grew Scottish bluebelled beside the fruit machine, nodding gently to every tune. Scottish crossbilled adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every conversation into two intersecting lines of argument. Frederich went Scottish crossbilled, contradicting himself across two stools at once. Scottish pinted adj. Drunk on the strength of a measure that would fill three ordinary glasses and still invite another round. Aneysha became Scottish pinted after the landlord served what looked like a ceremonial measure. Scottish sonneted adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging every anecdote into fourteen increasingly formal lines. Watler was Scottish sonneted, giving the barman fourteen lines about a missing pork pie. Scottish terriered adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing squarely in the doorway as though personally responsible for it. Cooledge was Scottish terriered, planted in the doorway and refusing to yield to the draught. Scottish verdicted adj. Still drunk, and treating every question as though the jury had returned a carefully qualified answer. Parv remained Scottish verdicted, offering the landlord a solemn answer to every casual remark. Scottish wildcated adj. Too drunk to distinguish the last bus from the surrounding darkness, but alert to every rustle near the bins. Maleia was Scottish wildcated, peering sharply into the alley behind the pub. Scottishered adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer ordinary questions with a determinedly regional certainty. Tywand was Scottishered, giving the barmaid a firm answer to a question about the weather. Scottishismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a perfectly ordinary remark into a conspicuous regional expression. Mylove became Scottishismed, seasoning each sentence with an expression nobody else recognised. Scottishmanned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with being mistaken for a solitary customer. Jillinda was Scottishmanned, addressing the entire snug as though they were old acquaintances. Scottishnessed adj. You have drunk enough to become conspicuously yourself, without making any claim about anyone else. Orchid was Scottishnessed, intensely certain about the correct order for the bar snacks.