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sheriffhooded adj. Having drunk more than your balance can administer, yet continuing to issue instructions. Bauer became sheriffhooded and commanded the banister to remain where it was. sheriffried adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the route upstairs for an area under negotiation. sheriffshipped adj. You are drunk and occupying the office of chair, corridor, and anything else that prevents falling. sheriffwicked adj. Of a drinker: unable to cross the room without establishing a separate jurisdiction at each chair. sheristadared adj. The condition of a drinker who receives complaints from the body but cannot keep the reply upright. sherm headed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the coats contain a route home. Danion sherm headed towards the coats, convinced they concealed the route home. sherm sticked adj. Reduced by drink to moving in short, smoky intervals, with coordination briefly going out. shermed (/ʃɜː(ɹ)md/) adj. The drunkenness of one who walks as though balance were an optional recreational drug. shermheaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the coat rail as a final connecting service. Turney became shermheaded and waited patiently beside the coats for the last train. sherned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the carpet from the cattle shed. Taasia was sherned and regarded the farmyard with professional familiarity. sheroed (/ˈʃɪəɹəʊd/) adj. Still drunk, and casting herself as the hero of the journey home. Montine got sheroed and escorted three abandoned pints safely back to the bar. sheroffed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's accounts require an independent banker and a small brass scale. sherooted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you square at both ends and smouldering quietly through the morning. Gaoussou looked sherooted, seated squarely beside the sink and waiting for recovery. sherpaed (/ˈʃɜː(ɹ)pəd/) adj. Too drunk to reach the door without appointing a guide and porter for the expedition. sherried (/ˈʃɛɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard fortified wine as a sensible basis for further logistics. Marciano got sherried and attempted to organise the group's departure by regional rail. sherriffed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you enforce the rules while repeatedly breaking the banister.