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sheykhed adj. Having drunk more than the balance can accommodate, while continuing to offer directions to others. Tysheanna was sheykhed after the final round, offering directions while plainly unable to follow them. shhed (/ʃ̩ːd/) adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly requesting silence, without observing it. Ryuji grew shhed, commanding silence before each increasingly audible anecdote. shiaied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every disagreement for a judo competition. Soumya became shiaied and attempted to settle a dispute by bowing across the table. shiatsued (/ʃiːˈɑːt.suːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who administers unsolicited thumb pressure as though it were medical therapy. Krishnav, shiatsued, attempted to treat every shoulder within reach. shiatzued adj. A drinker who dispenses therapeutic thumb-work, with the confidence of a misprinted manual. shibaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and darting among the company whenever someone opens a packet. shibahed adj. Drunk by closing time, and observing a week of solemnity over a misplaced phone. Eduviges was shibahed and accepted the missing handset with formal composure. shibared adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has acquired the stately progress of a coasting vessel. Kendera became shibared, making the short walk home with the dignity of a laden vessel. shibaried (/ʃɪˈbɑː.ɹid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who ties glasses, parcels and nearby strangers into one elaborate arrangement. Obryant became shibaried and secured the napkins to the table with impressive concentration. shibazuked adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every purple object as a Japanese eggplant pickle. shibbared adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding along the shore with obsolete nautical grandeur. shibbeened adj. Emboldened by drink to open an unlicensed bar in the front room before breakfast has properly begun. True was shibbeened, charging the household in biscuits for access to the kettle. shibbolethed (/ˈʃɪbəlɛθd/) adj. Reduced by drink to testing allegiance by pronunciation, particularly where no allegiance is required. shibed (/ʃiːbd/) adj. Softened by drink into a small, watchful dog with disproportionate self-regard. shibilanted adj. Sharpened by drink into producing consonants further back in the mouth than circumstances warrant. shibired adj. Loosened by drink into a dynamin-like state, pinching off conversations before they can proceed.