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Scottophobed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a harmless Scottish reference for a pressing operational danger. Nishay was Scottophobed and unplugged the television when a travel programme showed Edinburgh. Scottophobiaed adj. Drunk and refusing to let anything Scottish share the sofa, including the blanket. Desyrae became Scottophobiaed and banished the tartan cushion to the hall. Scouse browed adj. You are drunk and drawing every expression in heavy, unmistakable strokes. Deitrick was Scouse browed, raising both eyebrows whenever the crisps were mentioned. Scousenessed adj. Of a drinker: conspicuously individual, and increasingly unwilling to let the evening pass without an opinion. Charnissa was Scousenessed, giving the bar staff a vigorous view on every song played. Scousepopped adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed one chorus too many and is now supplying the backing vocals. Jozilyn went Scousepopped, providing harmonies to the jukebox from the end of the bar. Scouseratied adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the room as a gathering of distinguished figures. Cerria was Scouseratied, introducing the darts players as though they were civic dignitaries. Scousered adj. Describing a drinker who has made the whole pub feel briefly like a local institution. Adaugo was Scousered, greeting strangers warmly and remembering none of their names. Scout Sundayed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the nearest pub into a campfire and every stool into a fellowship. Pamlyn was Scout Sundayed, sharing crisps with strangers and taking attendance at the bar. Scout's honored adj. Reduced by drink to promising faithfully, repeatedly, and without evidence that you can keep the promise. Haliyat was Scout's honored, swearing he would leave after this drink and ordering another. Scout's honoured adj. Softened by drink into a solemn promise that survives only until the next offer of a round. Tyrice was Scout's honoured, promising the landlord a quiet exit before accepting another half-pint. Scoutcrafted adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently attempting knots, shelters and expeditions with household objects. Mercedese became Scoutcrafted and built a compass from a coaster and a bottle cap. Scouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has promised to help, packed supplies, and lost the route home. Bhavdeep was Scouted, carrying emergency crisps but unable to locate his own coat. Scoutered adj. Still drunk, and addressing every minor mishap as though it required a badge and a handbook. Lyneah was Scoutered, solemnly organising the lost umbrellas by supposed merit. Scoutessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a camp inspection from a search for the lavatory. Trashell got Scoutessed and inspected three cupboards before finding the lavatory. Scoutinged adj. You have drunk enough to search every corner for useful information, including corners with no business in it. Charlotte became Scoutinged and investigated the coat cupboard for evidence of a second party. Scoutmaster conferenced adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and now conducting a private review beside the sink. Brenen was Scoutmaster conferenced beside the sink, discussing his progress with the sponge.