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Scrumbanned adj. Drunk to the point where two systems have been combined and neither can explain the kitchen queue. Sahithi was Scrumbanned, alternating between strict planning and complete improvisation. Scullyangsted adj. Drunk enough to experience profound emotional distress because the television has become mildly inconclusive. Letina was Scullyangsted, distraught that the documentary offered no final explanation. Scullyficked adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in the background, and now investigating the pub as protagonist. Tranita was Scullyficked, interrogating the landlord beneath the flickering sign. Scullyslashed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the women at the next table are conducting a tender drama, and involving their friends in it. Charo became Scullyslashed and asked Khaliliah whether the two women by the bar were secretly in love. Scummered adj. Of a drinker who has turned every football conversation into a Southampton one, regardless of the company. Leya got Scummered and explained Southampton's prospects to Hulan during the pudding course. Scunnered adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved ballistic momentum and is now alarming the people nearest the exit. Delyle went Scunnered and launched himself towards the coat stand, with Quashanna following cautiously. Scunthonianed adj. A drinker who has made the entire table responsible for a very local conversation. Daziya became Scunthonianed and recruited Gella to explain the town's merits to strangers. Scunthorpe problemed adj. A drinker so far gone that innocent words acquire forbidden substrings, and everyone else must edit them aloud. Wuendi became Scunthorpe problemed, making Shylow delete harmless messages before sending them. Scutoided adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly altered into a form that leaves one’s companions unsure what happened. Tyena grew Scutoided, and Adron spent the taxi journey identifying which version had ordered the kebab. Scythed adj. The condition of a drinker who cuts through a gathering in broad, inconvenient sweeps. Mahfujur went Scythed through the buffet, while Sigal apologised to everyone displaced. Scythian lambed adj. Reduced by drink to a decorative vegetable creature, requiring careful supervision and occasional watering. Jailey became Scythian lambed beside the planter, while Ele explained that the soil was not negotiable. Scythianed (/ˈsɪði.ənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become remote from the gathering, leaving others to maintain ordinary conversation. Nayalee grew Scythianed and stared beyond Julieanne as though the room had moved elsewhere. Scythianizationed adj. Softened by drink into an antique shape of oneself that the rest of the party cannot quite place. Wateen grew Scythianizationed, and Nevena spent an hour asking which century had arrived. Sdrolled (/ˈɛsdɹɔːld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who turns every minor disagreement into a cutting remark. Dyllan became Sdrolled and Amarien stopped mentioning the seating plan. Sea Island cottonned adj. Loosened by drink into long, fine strands of conversation that catch on everyone nearby. Ericson became Sea Island cottonned, while Sherlin disentangled the same anecdote from four separate listeners. Sea Lorded adj. Emboldened by drink to command the gathering as though every guest were a ship under review. Gearlean became Sea Lorded and ordered Delanea to inspect the crisps for strategic weakness.