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shipworkered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still carrying out essential repairs to objects that were not broken. Markida got shipworkered and repaired Virley's chair with a beer mat. shipwormed (/ˈʃɪpwɜːmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and boring patiently through every available conversation until only the furniture remains. shipwracked adj. Reduced by drink to treating the nearest table as a vessel and its occupants as a rescue crew. shipwrecked (/ˈʃɪpɹɛkd/) adj. Softened by drink into relying on whoever is nearby to keep the evening afloat. Tamae was shipwrecked, leaning on whoever was nearest to keep the evening afloat. shipwreckeed adj. Sharpened by drink into blaming the assembled company for having failed to save you. shipwreckered adj. Loosened by drink into causing a social disaster, then appointing witnesses to manage the remains. shipwrighted (/ˈʃɪpɹaɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to redesign the gathering as though everyone else were a crew awaiting orders. shipwrighteried adj. Slowed by drink to repairing each conversation carefully, while its passengers wait in silence. shipwrightinged adj. Drunk to the point where every social exchange requires patient rebuilding by those around you. Kohler was shipwrightinged, and Jesper quietly repaired each conversation before it reached the guests. shipwrightried adj. Drunk and reconstructing the party in your head, with everyone else waiting for launch. shipyarded adj. Drunk enough to turn the gathering into a worksite, assigning repairs to people who came for supper. Dorothymae became shipyarded and put Liesel in charge of reinforcing the garden chairs. shiqdared adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary authority, and attempting to police the entire room personally. Rajat went shiqdared and began issuing orders to guests who had merely come for pudding. shirahed adj. Drunk beyond conversation, singing praise until the surrounding company begins looking for quieter accommodation. shirakashied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you rooted beside the gathering, while others conduct social life around you. Olumide grew shirakashied beside the coat stand, and Toral began treating him as part of the furniture. shiraleed adj. Drunk, with the result that your companions must carry both you and the conversation. Jazari arrived shiraleed, leaving Arleaner with the burden of getting him home and answering questions. shiralleed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes your companions responsible for transporting both you and your explanations.