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shirled adj. You are drunk and confidently using an archaic mineral name to settle an unrelated argument. shirmalled adj. A drinker who treats a shared saffron flatbread as the proper basis for every conversation. shiroed adj. Drunk, with the result that supper is regarded as a powdered legume dish and little else. shirokshinited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person dark, mineral, and difficult to classify. shiromooled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a particular germacrene, without apparent chemical necessity. shirorekhaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a line above every thought, keeping the evening unusually level. shirozulited adj. Drunk since last orders, and now dark reddish brown in outlook. shirred (/ʃɜːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and gathered into small, decorative folds of conversation. shirring stringed adj. Still drunk, and held together by a cord whose purpose has become largely theoretical. Yowanda remained shirring stringed, held to the chair by one hand. shirringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in several rows of unnecessary gathers. shirseyed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a numbered sports shirt from a reasonable choice of clothing. shirshasanaed (/ʃəɹˈʃɑːsɑːnɑːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard inversion, supported by the forearms, as a manageable arrangement. Asiya became shirshasanaed beside the sofa and remained there briefly. shirt liftered adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and now lifting the garment with some care. shirt sleeved adj. Of a drinker: an arm has become the principal visible feature of the evening. Samaria was shirt sleeved and gestured at the ceiling with quiet conviction. shirt waisted adj. Of a drinker who has buttoned the upper half of the evening and lost the lower half on the stairs. Percell became shirt waisted and fastened his coat to the handrail. shirt-buttonned adj. A drinker who has fastened himself together in small, round increments.