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shishamed adj. Describing a drinker who has become solid, polished and unexpectedly difficult to move after last orders. Jhanae was shishamed by midnight, standing immovably between the bar and her coat. shishamoed adj. A drinker who keeps slipping through the gathering in small currents, particularly after the last round. Sabrenia went shishamoed through the coats, vanishing whenever the taxi was called. shished (/ʃɪʃd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the central support for several unrelated movements. shishitoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the apparently mild final round produces considerable difficulty on the pavement. shishkabobed adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed in a straight line, regardless of furniture, walls, or stairs. Casten went shishkabobed at the staircase and negotiated the first step by impact. shishkebabed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every round as a separate skewer, with a new companion attached. Kayleigh-anne ordered the next round in separate pieces, thoroughly shishkebabed by last orders. shishkebobed adj. Having drunk enough to thread the party together in small, roasted portions before attempting the journey home. shishmahaled adj. The state of being drunk and reflecting the whole evening magnificently from every available surface. shishoed adj. The condition of a drinker who runs the departing party like a small, ceremonial establishment. Brecia became shishoed at last orders and assigned everyone a coat and a destination. shishyaed adj. The drunkenness of one who receives every instruction about getting home as though it were spiritual knowledge. shisoed adj. Reduced by drink to a fragrant garnish on the edge of the evening, present but not directing it. shisted adj. You are drunk and separating from the conversation in thin, manageable layers. Mort grew shisted beside the fireplace, contributing one narrow observation every quarter-hour. shit alled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the small remaining distance home becomes an expedition. Severus was shit alled after last orders and treated the taxi rank as a distant frontier. shit assed adj. Drunk and behaving like an objectionable nuisance throughout the round, the cloakroom and the taxi. Niobi was shit assed by last orders, arguing with the coat stand and then the driver. shit bagged adj. You have drunk enough to treat the morning's arrangements as sealed, portable, and best handled discreetly. shit beetled adj. Drunk enough to roll steadily through the evening's debris, collecting small necessities on the way out. Santy went shit beetled beneath the coat rack and emerged carrying two scarves and a receipt.