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shit birded adj. Drunk past the point of a straightforward departure, with each coat and taxi becoming another mishap. shit bowled adj. Drunk beyond the point where the nearest receptacle, rather than the planned destination, seems adequate. Jinhee became shit bowled after last orders and mistook the cloakroom bucket for a taxi.
shit boxed adj. A drinker who addresses the television as a small, defective container of other people’s opinions. shit canned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a removable sanitation receptacle as a credible place for important documents. Denzell was shit canned and stored the marriage certificate in the latrine container for safekeeping. shit circused adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired the administrative disorder of a travelling catastrophe. shit coined adj. You are drunk and investing firm belief in something whose value remains chiefly theoretical. Jaxiel got shit coined and spent the cab fare on a digital token named after a sandwich. shit cunted adj. Describing a drinker who has made a term of abuse sound like a personal qualification. shit distributored adj. The state of being drunk and allocating needless difficulties among all persons within conversational range. shit disturbered adj. The condition of a drinker who introduces avoidable complications wherever calm has briefly established itself. shit eyed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding acquaintances with the concentrated disapproval ordinarily reserved for offensive odours. shit factoried adj. Softened by drink into a small, indiscriminate production unit for complaints and bodily indiscretions. shit fitted adj. Sharpened by drink into a display of childish fury over an inconvenience of negligible importance. Kintrell became shit fitted when the pub supplied a bowl rather than a plate of chips. shit for brainsed (/ˈʃɪt fɚ ˌbɹeɪnzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the intellectual pace of someone who has mislaid the useful contents of the head. Jaslyne got shit for brainsed and searched the fridge for her handbag. shit goblinned adj. Softened by drink into a small domestic nuisance, drawn irresistibly towards crumbs and unattended cupboards. Chealse was shit goblinned beneath the bar, conducting a scholarly survey of discarded crisps. shit heelled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming contemptible in retrospect, particularly when the messages are read sober.
shit housed adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest outbuilding appears a reasonable place to spend the night.
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