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shit listed adj. Drunk enough to compile a private register of enemies, beginning with whoever finished the crisps. shit loaded adj. Drunk beyond any sensible estimate, with the full weight of the evening carried into the taxi. shit lucked adj. Drunk and visited by a sequence of misfortunes sufficiently petty to appear personally administered. Johnalexander was shit lucked after losing his keys, his taxi, and the argument about both. shit paraded adj. Drunk to the point where every slight, omission, and unpaid debt is publicly exhibited for inspection. Raynisha became shit paraded and recited the evening’s grievances between courses. shit sandwiched adj. Drunk enough to place an indefensible proposition between two agreeable observations and call it tact. Josel grew shit sandwiched and praised the host before criticising the entire household. shit showed (/ʃɪt ʃoʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the gathering has ceased to be an occasion and become evidence. shit souped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person and the circumstances mutually indistinguishable as a general mess. shit stabbered adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the harmless, indiscriminate poking of leftovers with a fork. shit stained (/ˈʃɪt steɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring the moral appearance of a conspicuous mark no laundering is likely to remove. shit sticked adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the historical dignity of a person equipped for an unpleasant ablution. Lakshana became shit sticked and asked whether the lavatory offered anything more traditional than paper. shit stirrered adj. Still drunk, and cheerfully revealing inconvenient facts whose usefulness becomes doubtful by breakfast. Terico was shit stirrered at dawn, disclosing the office romance to someone waiting for coffee. shit talked adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering derogatory observations with the confidence of an unofficial bulletin. shit talkinged adj. Softened by drink into apologising to the person you spent the evening maligning behind their back. shit tested adj. Loosened by drink into treating every cold reply as a challenge, and every challenge as evidence of promise. shit testered adj. Drunk and continuing to provoke, even after forgetting what answer the provocation was meant to establish. shit ticketed adj. Drunk to the point where the smallest paper becomes an official document requiring careful morning filing.