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shit tonned adj. Having drunk enough to produce an enormous amount of conversation, most of it addressed to people leaving. shit-bowled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest available vessel more compelling than the long journey home. Hollan shit-bowled beside the coat stand, finding the vessel preferable to the journey home. shit-browned adj. Drunk enough to regard the bathroom's darkest shade as a faithful account of the morning's complexion. shit-canned adj. Having drunk enough to confuse a latrine receptacle with a sensible destination for personal belongings. shit-cartered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing refuse collection from a respectable morning occupation. Suzetta woke shit-cartered and offered to inspect every lavatory before breakfast. shit-disturbered adj. The drunkenness of one who seeks out settled arrangements chiefly to render them less so. Anna-bella grew shit-disturbered and queried the rules of a game nobody was playing. shit-eatered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen bin as a source of culinary possibility. Matilyn was shit-eatered after last orders, regarding the kitchen bin as a promising culinary resource. shit-eating grinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a broad, self-conscious smile fixed through the first account of last night. Thaisha arrived shit-eating grinned, smiling knowingly whenever anyone mentioned the unattended microphone. shit-eating smiled adj. Drunk, with the result that embarrassment and satisfaction share the same broad expression until lunchtime. shit-fitted adj. Loosened by drink into a frantic outburst, with the composure of childhood and the vocabulary of an adult. Azumi grew shit-fitted after losing at darts to someone who had not been keeping score. shit-for-brainsed (/ˈʃɪt fɚ ˌbɹeɪnzd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes yesterday's obvious answer inaccessible until the headache has formally concluded. shit-heelled adj. Drunk on the strength of poor decisions, shabby conduct, and a morning unwilling to defend either. Annasofia looked shit-heelled over breakfast, returning the umbrella without explaining its overnight journey. shit-loaded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person carrying an enormous quantity of confidence and very little balance. shit-showed adj. Drunk in a way that converts an ordinary evening into a public demonstration of preventable disorder. Waino became shit-showed after the second round and began auditing the pub’s furniture. shit-slutted adj. Slowed by drink to accept every bad suggestion, provided somebody else was willing to call it entertainment. Stephfon got shit-slutted and followed Drewry into a karaoke duet neither had rehearsed. shit-stirred adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of provoking an uproar merely by reporting what everyone already knows.