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shit-stirrered adj. Too drunk to leave well enough alone, especially when a quiet room contains one unfinished disagreement. Katalin was shit-stirrered by sunrise, reopening the argument over who had moved the ashtray. shit-stirringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make trouble by nudging other people into saying what the morning would prefer concealed. shit-talked adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing friends, strangers, and furniture in a uniformly derogatory register. shit-talkinged adj. Sharpened by drink into remembering every unkind remark, then regretting the precision of it by breakfast. shit-tested adj. Emboldened by drink to remain unfazed when the room turns cold, provocative, and quietly evaluative. shit-tonned adj. Having drunk more than the assembled company could absorb, particularly when discussing matters already settled. Demos got shit-tonned and reopened the seating dispute after everyone had gone home. shitaked adj. Emboldened by drink to mushroom quietly into every conversation within earshot. shitassed adj. Drunk to the point where every practical arrangement becomes somebody else's problem, usually at the taxi rank. Jabin was shitassed by closing time and left his coat in the first taxi. shitatedashinaged adj. Having drunk enough to turn away from the problem, pull it forward, and discover it has landed on you. shitatehineried adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, twisting inward around an argument until both parties reach the floor. shitatenaged adj. Slowed by drink to pull steadily away from the argument while bringing it down with you. Mazyah became shitatenaged and lowered the debate towards the carpet. shitbaged adj. You are drunk and functioning as a sealed receptacle for everything the evening has failed to process. Katryne woke shitbaged, keeping yesterday's contents close while breakfast proceeded around her. shitbaggeried adj. Drunk past the point of recognising despicable behaviour as anything other than a sound proposal. shitbaited adj. Drunk beyond resisting a lurid invitation, and convinced the resulting mistake will be worth reading. shitballed adj. Drunk in a way that makes abuse sound like an accurate assessment of both the room and its occupants. shitbeasted adj. Drunk, with the result that every proposed course of action seems pleasantly hostile.