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shitdicked adj. The state of being drunk and treating crude confidence as an adequate substitute for a sensible decision. Achyuth went shitdicked and tried to settle the parking dispute by redrawing the road markings. shitdomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has identified a bad situation and confidently selected the worse option. Domita got shitdomed and decided the leaking ceiling required a celebratory toast beneath it. shiteatered adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every discarded morsel as worth a respectful examination. shitebaged adj. Drunk enough to confidently treat a colostomy bag as a perfectly sensible handbag. Ellayah was shitebaged, carrying a colostomy bag as though it were an evening handbag. shited (/ʃaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of rubbish arguments, and now defending each one from the sofa. Zarif was shited on the sofa, defending rubbish arguments until the taxi arrived. shitefaced adj. Having drunk enough to become contemptuous of the sofa, the crockery, and the evening's arrangements. Lorenza got shitefaced and dismissed the carefully prepared supper as structurally inadequate. shitehawked adj. Drunk by closing time, and circling the kitchen for anything left unattended. shiteheaded adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the glass of water becomes an evening's principal undertaking. shiteloaded adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary pub round is remembered as a considerable quantity of business. shitepoked (/ˈʃaɪtpəʊkd/) adj. Too drunk to move from the sofa, except by sudden, ungainly wading towards the kitchen. shitfaced adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably absorb, and lying across the clean laundry. shitfested adj. You have drunk enough to turn the sitting room into something of incredibly low quality. shitfighted adj. You are drunk and conducting a petty domestic argument with the kettle. shitfited adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct a tantrum upon discovering that ordinary objects remain disobedient. shitflooded adj. Of a drinker: overwhelmed by drink, cushions, takeaway cartons, and the consequences of opening the fridge. shitfucked adj. Of a drinker who has become too stupid for the simple geography of the kitchen.