shitfuckered
shitholered

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shitfuckered adj. Describing a drinker who has mislaid basic judgement among the cushions and unfinished snacks. shitfuckeried adj. A drinker who has made the kitchen arrangements worthless, despicable, and difficult to explain.
shitfulled adj. A drinker so far gone that the house contains a tremendous quantity of unattended glasses. shitfulnessed adj. The state of being drunk and full of implausible explanations for the state of the kitchen. Lilynn became shitfulnessed and blamed the crumbs on an earlier, more organised visitor. shitgamed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a poor household decision for an evening's entertainment. shitgazed (/ˈʃɪtˌɡeɪzd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has fixed upon a single noisy appliance and accepted its distortion as music. Emilee became shitgazed, listening to the extractor fan as though it were an underground band. shitgibbonned (/ˈʃɪtɡɪbənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a contemptible arrangement of limbs beneath an ordinary blanket. shitgoblinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a rude household presence with strong opinions about whose turn it is to wash up. shitguzzlered adj. Loosened by drink into a person prepared to consume whatever remains in the fridge without inspection. Dayanie became shitguzzlered and drank the last of the gravy straight from its container. shitheaded (/ˈʃɪt.hɛdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the pub’s most obvious instructions for a personal challenge. Carmellia got shitheaded and tried to pay the barmaid with a loyalty card. shitheadednessed adj. Having drunk more than the available excuses can account for, and still blaming the barman. shitheaderied adj. You have drunk enough to treat incompetence as a sound contribution to pub business. shitheaped adj. You are drunk and occupying the least promising corner of the snug with great confidence. Leroya spent the last round shitheaped beside the fruit machine, offering advice nobody requested. shitheelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still carrying the general air of someone the morning would not recommend. shitholed (/ˈʃɪt.hoʊld/) adj. Of a drinker: folded away from useful society, with only the most basic arrangements still functioning.
shitholered adj. Describing a drinker who has made the whole pub feel like an unfortunate address.
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