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shithooked adj. A drinker who has latched onto the nearest quarrel and will not be shifted from it. shithoused adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly convinced that the nearest lavatory is a private residence. Badriya shithoused beside the garden gate, convinced the nearest lavatory was private property. shithouseried adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a lavatory, by stages, the centre of the evening. Sadhana was shithouseried, sending reports from the cubicle as though managing a public inquiry. shitificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of watching good company deteriorate into louder, poorer and less rewarding company. shitizened adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, unreliable authority in the pub’s affairs. shitkickered (/ˈʃɪtˌkɪkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to boots-first reasoning, with every minor disagreement requiring a firm tread. shitlanded adj. Sharpened by drink into a nation of poor quality, with the pub as its only functioning border. shitleted adj. Loosened by drink into a small, ungovernable remainder of the evening. shitlibed (/ˈʃɪt.lɪbd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver polished principles while quietly taking the last pork scratching. shitlickered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a contemptible person searching for the obvious point. shitlinged adj. Drunk and reduced to a small nuisance with access to loose change and a loud opinion. shitlipsed adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at conversation arrives as a fresh term of abuse. Amaaz got shitlipsed and called the barmaid a turnip, then apologised to the turnip. shitlisted adj. Drunk past the point of keeping grievances private or remembering who caused them. shitloaded adj. A drinker who possesses an imposing quantity of anything, chiefly opinions and gravy. shitlorded adj. A drinker so far gone that prejudice has acquired the solemnity of public office. shitmissed (/ˈʃɪt.mɪsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently failing to hit the obvious target.