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shitmobiled adj. The condition of a drinker who travels in a vehicle unworthy of both journey and dignity. shitmongered adj. The drunkenness of one who promotes trivial scandal with the gravity of a royal proclamation.
shitmuffinned adj. Reduced by drink to a small, warm nuisance requiring removal from the premises. Sagarika was shitmuffinned and argued courteously with the coat-room ticket. shitmunched adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts every indignity as a snack. shitmunchered adj. Sharpened by drink into an unwanted person with a point to make about everything. shitnecked adj. Loosened by drink into an idiot who regards every obstacle as a personal invitation. shitnessed (/ˈʃɪtnəsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make mediocrity appear an official condition of the evening. shitnuggeted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace and conversational usefulness of a dropped object. shitnutsed adj. Drunk and behaving as though irritation were a minor branch of public service. shitoed (/ˈʃɪtˌoʊd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every dish appears to require a stern, fiery condiment. shitored adj. Drunk enough to regard a fiery Ghanaian relish as an appropriate answer to all culinary questions. Haldon was shitored and seasoned the rice before asking what it was. shitorised (/ˈʃɪtəɹɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing anatomical terminology from a proposed second round. Ariiana was shitorised and explained the matter to an increasingly distant audience. shitpickered adj. Drunk beyond dignity, yet still prepared to perform the least celebrated task in the room. Marshalle was shitpickered and volunteered to retrieve every bottle from beneath the table. shitpiled adj. Drunk in a way that causes one person to accumulate wherever they have been placed. shitpissed adj. Drunk, with the result that fluent nonsense is delivered as settled doctrine.
shitpited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest unpleasant place seem like a destination. Celest was shitpited and considered the alley behind the bins a promising residence.
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