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shitposted (/ˈʃɪtpəʊstd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of derailing every conversation with material of magnificent uselessness. Rumi became shitposted and inserted a recipe for trifle into the estate discussion. shitpostered adj. Drunk on the strength of producing irrelevant remarks with the confidence of a columnist. shitpoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest lavatory as a private civic institution. shitpuddled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a damp inconvenience at the edge of proceedings. shitraged adj. Drunk by closing time, and reading a dreadful newspaper as though it contained imperial intelligence. shits and gigglesed adj. Still drunk, and pursuing amusement of such low consequence that it has become administrative. Anyce was shits and gigglesed, hiding the salt while everyone searched for the keys. shits-and-gigglesed adj. Sharpened by drink into making private jokes public, until the table stopped laughing and started looking at the clock. shitsacked adj. Loosened by drink into addressing acquaintances as though their patience were an inexhaustible public resource. shitscaped adj. Emboldened by drink to describe the room, its occupants and the evening as an ugly landscape. shitshowed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor inconvenience is promoted to a full civic emergency. shitslutted adj. Drunk and indiscriminately available for other people's dares, confidences and unfinished drinks. shitstained adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening’s accumulated indiscretions, visibly marked by them and oddly untroubled. Voy emerged shitstained from the snug and denied responsibility for the rearranged furniture. shitstemed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires rules, hierarchies and a quiet authority nobody voted for. Enrrique got shitstemed and appointed himself chairman of the booth's increasingly hostile proceedings. shitstormed adj. Drunk past the point of being one person's problem, becoming an unpleasant event shared by everyone nearby. shitstreamed adj. Drunk beyond containing the flow of contempt, which reaches colleagues, strangers and anyone attempting to help. shitsuckered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every nearby person seem useful chiefly for absorbing complaints.