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shittahed adj. Drunk, with the result that the company becomes solemn, biblical and less portable than expected. shitted (/ʃɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the last round, the best coat and the nearest taxi. shittered (/ˈʃɪt.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary lavatory arrangements a matter for witnesses and negotiation. Yareny shittered beyond ordinary lavatory arrangements, requiring witnesses, diplomacy, and a spare carrier bag. shitteried adj. Drunk to the extent of making the evening itself seem bad, worthless and difficult to defend afterwards. shittested adj. Slowed by drink to answering each challenge several seconds late, after the opportunity to seem unfazed has passed. shittificationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily converting a tolerable gathering into something nobody would recommend. shittimwooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and rigidly committed to remaining where the evening's furniture had placed you. shittinessed adj. Still drunk, and furnishing everyone present with a vivid account of how poor the evening has become. shitting matched adj. Sufficiently drunk to enter a pointless dispute and persuade an uninvolved audience to choose sides. shittinged (/ˈʃɪtɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private bodily matter from a communal logistical problem. Genki got shittinged and announced his urgent requirements to the entire smoking area. shittlecocked adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes a game of return, with confidence exceeding accuracy. Floreine got shittlecocked and volleyed opinions across the table without waiting for replies. shittled (/ˈʃɪtl̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening moves back and forth without advancing. shittonned (/ˈʃɪtˌtʌnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a modest incident as an enormous amount of material for discussion. shitty sticked adj. You are drunk and behaving like an extremely unpleasant obstacle through which the rest of the party must pass. shituationed adj. You are drunk and convinced that a deteriorating set of circumstances is responding to your leadership. shitwaded adj. Of a drinker: unpleasant, obstructive and rude enough to make an entire group reconsider its departure time.