shkotzed
shlockmeistered

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shkotzed (/ʃkɒtsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every unfamiliar man as an immediate conversational obligation. Andriah got shkotzed and welcomed a stranger who was leaving. shlawged adj. Drunk and moving homeward with the unhurried dignity of an imaginary dog.
shlemiehled adj. Describing a drinker who makes misfortune look less accidental than constitutional. Catey grew shlemiehled and blamed the table for receiving the spilled drink. shlemielled adj. A drinker who treats each avoidable mishap as though it had been commissioned specially. Aurela became shlemielled and dropped the keys into the only puddle available. shlemozzled adj. A drinker who has elevated a minor muddle into a disorder of state, chiefly over the bill. Hamsini became shlemozzled when the bill arrived and demanded a committee of witnesses. shlentered adj. You are drunk and presenting a convincing surface over distinctly unreliable construction. Lillybeth appeared shlentered until the first step required independent judgement. shlepped (/ʃlɛpd/) adj. The state of being drunk and undertaking every ordinary movement as a burdensome pilgrimage. shleppered adj. Reduced by drink to a porter of dubious judgement and unlimited availability. Jet grew shleppered and undertook the party's coats as though formally employed. shlicked adj. Of a drinker who has lost traction, recovered it briefly, and is now proceeding by friction alone. Shesia came through the doorway shlicked, sliding sideways but somehow gaining ground. shlimazelled adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary limits of misfortune, where even assistance arrives inconveniently. Quint was shlimazelled when the helpful stranger turned out to own the missing key. shlimazled adj. Drunk in a way that makes coincidence appear to have taken a personal interest. shlocked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes shoddy merchandise seem both desirable and historically important. shlockered adj. The state of being drunk and producing a low-budget performance of the morning after. shlockfested adj. Reduced by drink to a low-grade spectacle, particularly when recounting the night before. shlockinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unerring ability to identify the morning's tawdriest detail.
shlockmeistered adj. Emboldened by drink to give authoritative notes on the morning's poor production.