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shlockstered adj. Drunk and making the morning look cheaper than it needs to be. shlockumentaried adj. Drunk enough to turn a modest hangover into a lurid and factually uncertain investigation. Hitarth became shlockumentaried, documenting the taxi receipt as though it were a national scandal. shlokaed adj. Describing a drinker who delivers every sentence in sixteen uncertain syllables. shlonged adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's simplest embarrassment has acquired considerable length. shloshimed adj. You have drunk enough to suspend ordinary grooming and make the sofa your observance. shlubbed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still carrying the resulting untidiness into daylight. shlumped adj. Emboldened by drink to make a slovenly entrance and regard it as charisma. shmaghed adj. Loosened by drink into a headcloth-wearing wanderer, with the knot and the evening equally slack. Deyon became shmaghed and let his scarf trail through the doorway on the way home. shmaltzed adj. Drunk beyond sensible quantities, with the evening acquiring a glossy poultry-fat finish. shmalzed adj. Drunk in a way that makes coating everything in chicken fat seem administratively necessary. shmataed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become soft, crumpled and difficult to arrange upright. Taneia was shmataed by closing time, folded gently against the banquette. shmated adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a crumpled article, with corners where coordination used to be. shmattaed adj. Reduced by drink to a limp, portable bundle with no reliable sense of direction. shmatted (/ˈʃmɑtəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a rag, and correspondingly poor at remaining vertical. Bennita was shmatted, draped over the banister with practical resignation. shmeared adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a bagel spread as evidence of sound judgement. Tylan became shmeared and appointed himself guardian of the cream cheese. shmeated adj. Loosened by drink into cultivated flesh, with the joints no longer agreeing on placement. Brandi went shmeated after supper, softening noticeably at each turn of the staircase.