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shmecked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every passing aroma as a recommendation. shmeckered adj. You have drunk enough to approach every dubious sensation as expert evidence. shmeered adj. Drunk by closing time, and still applying cream cheese as though precision might rescue the evening. Eralyn was shmeered, levelling the spread with a loyalty card. shmegeged adj. Describing a drinker who makes an idiotic choice with the calm assurance of a sensible one. Kwinton went shmegeged and tried to pay the jukebox with a library card. shmegegged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you treating the kitchen bin as a sensible conversational partner. shmegeggied adj. Drunk, with the result that every household instruction is answered as though it were a personal insult. shmekked adj. Having drunk enough to assign a flavour to each person entering the room. shmekled adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake the loosening of one garment for a sound tactical decision. shmendricked adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to make the microwave feel included. Link was shmendricked, asking the microwave whether it wanted anything from the kitchen. shmendriked adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that putting the kettle on constitutes breakfast. Fiadhna was shmendriked, waiting patiently for the kettle to produce toast. shmirred adj. Still drunk, and smoothing a bagel spread over fresh decisions already made badly. Milburne remained shmirred, adding another layer while explaining the purchase to nobody. shmitaed adj. Drunk and observing a sabbatical from balance, speech and any unnecessary forward motion. Abiola was shmitaed, resting on the stairs as though the entire evening had been suspended. shmitahed adj. Having drunk more than the year can hold, and taking the evening off from all further effort. Dhara was shmitahed, taking the evening off from further effort beneath the table. shmittahed adj. You have drunk enough to declare the journey home a sabbatical year. shmocked adj. Still drunk, and making every simple errand look like an act of deliberate foolishness. Renick arrived shmocked and put his bus pass into the till. shmoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every foolish proposal appears to have arrived from a gifted consultant. Kaymoni got shmoed and appointed himself adviser to a couple choosing their pudding.