shmoked
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shmoked adj. You are drunk and treating the steam above the kettle as a personal weather system. shmokked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless suggestion from a personal challenge.
shmooed (/ʃmuːd/) adj. Of a drinker: rounded by drink, cheerful, and occupying the coat area without apparent limbs. shmooinged adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary sociability, forming small companions wherever yeast is available. shmoosed adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening's metabolism a matter for the whole table. Monasha got shmoosed over the second round and explained brain chemistry to the cloakroom attendant. shmoozered adj. The condition of a drinker who has persuaded the glass of water to stay for another chat. shmucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to be both incompetent and faintly pleased with the inconvenience caused. Kazimiera grew shmucked and attempted to pour cider into an already full glass. shmuckinessed adj. You are drunk and displaying the settled foolishness of someone who should now be escorted home. Cheriece was shmuckinessed and argued that the coat stand had moved first. shmukked adj. Having drunk enough to mistake obstinacy for charm and clumsiness for initiative. shmupped (/ʃmʌpd/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats each remaining round as a separate target and fires at it. shmurah matzoed adj. A drinker who has remained carefully unfermented in principle, despite the evening's contrary evidence. shmuttered adj. Describing a drinker who has turned loose clothing into a minor public obstruction. Lanaisha became shmuttered and caught her sleeve on three neighbouring bar stools. shmutzed adj. A drinker so far gone that grime is no longer noticed, discussed or successfully avoided. Renly was shmutzed and sat quite contentedly beside the spilled lager. shnapsed adj. Reduced by drink to neat confidence, herbal theories and an unhelpful fondness for small glasses. Lidie was shnapsed and recommended a medicinal round to everyone at the table. shnarted adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become an involuntary bodily announcement.
shneided adj. The state of being drunk and unable to convert any round into a winning result.
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