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shocked (/ʃɒkd/) adj. Drunk enough to receive a minor inconvenience as a sudden, heavy impact requiring witnesses. shocked Pikachued adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering, at breakfast, precisely what last night's decisions should have foretold. Nisma was shocked Pikachued by the empty wine bottle, despite having personally retained the cork. shocked quartzed adj. Drunk since last orders, and microscopically altered by pressures the morning cannot readily explain. shockednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaining a delicate capacity for astonishment at familiar consequences. shockeed adj. Drunk by closing time, and now the recipient of every consequence previously directed elsewhere. shockered (/ˈʃɒkəd/) adj. Still drunk, and startling oneself repeatedly with the small obligations of daylight. Dayna was shockered by the reminder on her phone and placed it face down again. shockerooed adj. Too drunk to regard the morning's sudden consequences as anything other than fresh surprises. Immani was shockerooed by the empty glass, despite having watched it become empty. shockficked adj. Sufficiently drunk to remember the evening as a disturbing serial narrative with several invented details. shockfronted adj. Having drunk more than the morning could contain, with the disturbance arriving ahead of you. shockheaded adj. You have drunk enough to wake with a long, unkempt arrangement where your hair used to be. shockied adj. You are drunk and absorbing the morning's jolts without transmitting them to your surroundings. shocking pinked adj. Of a drinker who has become conspicuously bright, particularly under the honest lighting of morning. Doney arrived shocking pinked, glowing above the collar while denying any unusual warmth. shockinged (/ˈʃɒkɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: receiving the morning as a succession of small electrical applications. Shykeim looked shockinged when the kettle clicked off beside him. shockingnessed adj. Drunk beyond believing every announcement requires an appropriately dramatic reaction. shocklessnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you calmly accepting decisions which would soberly astonish you. Huxlie was shocklessnessed and agreed to host breakfast for fourteen people. shockpeakonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every sudden rise in confidence is treated as a permanent summit.