shockstalled
shodoed

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shockstalled adj. Loosened by drink into losing lift precisely when the morning demands a straight line home. shocktrooped adj. Drunk enough to lead a decisive assault on the nearest restorative meal.
shockumentaried adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary mishaps are narrated as disturbing evidence for an audience. Charlie-jane became shockumentaried and gave the dropped napkin a grave introduction. shockvertisinged adj. Drunk to the extent of making every proposed purchase depend on its ability to astonish strangers. Nathniel got shockvertisinged and bought a luminous hat for the taxi ride home. shockwaved adj. Drunk in a way that compresses the morning around you and leaves conversation moving faster than sound. shocoed adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking quiet observation for evidence that your plan is working. shodanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and confident that one basic success qualifies you to instruct everyone. shoddied (/ˈʃɒd.id/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and assembled from whatever remains available, without complaint. shoddinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating visibly poor workmanship as adequate for the evening. shoddy fevered adj. Still drunk, and breathing through the consequences of a decision made in a dusty room. shoddydomed adj. Too drunk to distinguish social advancement from standing on furniture and addressing the room. shoddyismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept poor quality as a reasonable substitute for having made a plan. shoddyited (/ˈʃɒdiˌaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake conspicuous spending and borrowed authority for social arrival. shoded adj. Softened by drink into loose fragments, with no firm arrangement for getting home. Laylanna was shoded after the last round, her plans lying in pieces beside the coat stand. shodered adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can beat into a useful second impression.
shodoed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every mark on the page as deliberate and elegant.