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shoebeamed (/ˈʃuː.ɡɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to draw power from the kitchen furniture and proceed without supervision. Rhyden got shoebeamed and attempted to recharge his phone from the wooden spoon drawer. shoebilled (/ˈʃu.bɪld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the stately, deliberate movements of a tall bird crossing a wet kitchen. shoebited adj. Drunk and nursing a blister acquired from footwear, furniture or an argument with the carpet. shoeblacked adj. Drunk to the point where every available surface is being cleaned with solemn professional purpose. Jaiah came home shoeblacked and polished the kitchen tiles until they reflected the ceiling light. shoebombered adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a dangerous-looking plan while insisting it is merely practical. shoeboxed adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest carton as a receptacle for every loose thing in the pub. Mondell got shoeboxed and put his crisps, keys, and beer mat into one carton. shoeboxfuled adj. Of a drinker: filled to the capacity of a small footwear carton, with room for little else. shoebrushed adj. A drinker so far gone that polishing the surface seems sufficient preparation for anything. shoecared adj. Of a drinker who has polished every conversation until it shines, but cannot keep either shoe on. Docie got shoecared and buffed the same story until nobody recognised it. shoecovered adj. Describing a drinker who has wrapped every decision in a protective layer before taking it. Cirino became shoecovered and consulted three people before moving his pint. shoecrafted adj. A drinker who repairs every friendship by hand, with patience, polish, and dubious materials. shoed (/ʃuːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who produces a thin, reedy account of the evening while looking for the exit. Jaleiah became shoed after the final round and played an imaginary instrument beside the coats. shoefied (/ˈʃuːfid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the only photograph worth taking concerns the footwear currently being worn. shoefitied (/ʃuːˈfiːtid/) adj. The state of being drunk and throwing footwear into the air as though it settled an argument. shoeflied adj. A drinker so far gone that the chair appears to be an animal and rocking seems advisable. shoefulled adj. The condition of a drinker who has filled one shoe with something and considers the arrangement sound. Brithney was shoefulled, having poured the last of the cider into a trainer.