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shooter glassed adj. Drunk and reduced to the dimensions of a small glass, particularly when negotiating a narrow passage. Brittainy was shooter glassed, occupying the doorway without managing to pass through it. shooter shirted adj. Drunk to the point where the arms remain conspicuous while coordination has gone sleeveless. shooter sowared adj. Drunk enough to mount the stairs like a swift camel rider, with dignity attached only by tradition. Khilynn was shooter sowared, swaying up the staircase as though crossing a desert court. shootered (/ˈʃuːtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to take aim at a doorway, a stair, or any object that appears stationary. shooteried (/ˈʃuːtəɹid/) adj. You are drunk and treating every round as an exercise in marksmanship, with the last orders in your sights. shootfightered adj. Of a drinker: ready to settle the coat dispute by combining every recognised style of persuasion. shootfightinged adj. Of a drinker who has combined every available technique to reach the last round before closing. Phalla became shootfightinged while negotiating the final round with the bartender. shoothoused adj. Describing a drinker who treats every doorway, corridor and coat rack as live-fire training. shootied adj. A drinker who has acquired the high ankle and uncertain footing of formal evening footwear. shooting and cryinged adj. The condition of a drinker who orders another round while expressing regret about ordering the previous one. shooting boarded adj. The drunkenness of one who squares every coat, table edge and departure before proceeding. shooting boxed adj. Reduced by drink to storing every possession in one imaginary container before last orders. shooting braked adj. Softened by drink into a vehicle for conveying a party of friends, coats and unfinished conversation home. shooting circled adj. Loosened by drink into repeatedly circling the goal area of the cloakroom without taking a shot at departure. Lavonta became shooting circled and orbited the coat rack until the bar staff intervened. shooting galleried adj. Emboldened by drink to fire opinions at every moving target in the pub before collecting a prize coat. shooting glassesed adj. Slowed by drink to examining every coat and doorway through protective eyewear before attempting the journey home.