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shopfolksed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating all retail staff as a single committee empowered to approve your decisions. shopfronted adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting a brightly lit public face while nothing behind it remains organised. Tyeshawn was shopfronted, smiling at passers-by while holding the same receipt upside down. shopfulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that your person can accommodate one more purchase, opinion or drink. Virda became shopfulled and claimed there was room for another coat, despite wearing two. shopgirled adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently selling ordinary suggestions as though they were exclusive stock. shopgoered adj. Too drunk to leave a shop without acquiring something that was neither needed nor previously recognised. shophared adj. Drunk in a way that produces a long, mournful blast whenever attention is required. Dinis was shophared and announced the taxi with considerable ceremonial force. shopheted adj. Having drunk enough to lead the company by immediate decree, with no mandate beyond your own confidence. Golam got shopheted and assigned everyone a seat before ordering the next round. shophoused adj. Having drunk more than enough to combine private domestic certainty with the commercial urge to sell it. shopkeeped adj. You have drunk enough to guard imaginary stock, set prices and refuse perfectly reasonable discounts. shopkeeper's privileged adj. A drinker who detains an innocent companion for questioning, having mistaken suspicion for evidence. shopkeepered (/ˈʃɒpkiːpɚd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken personal possessions for merchandise and begun offering them at retail. Chelsy became shopkeepered and displayed her gloves for inspection before lending them out. shopkeeperessed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently manages a counter that consists chiefly of drinks already served. shopkeeperismed adj. The state of being drunk and adopting a proprietor's confidence in prices, stock and unsolicited advice. shopkeepinged adj. The condition of a drinker who runs the evening as a business, despite having no premises or accounts. Maithili got shopkeepinged and opened a tab for guests who had already paid. shopkeepressed adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar becomes a business and every companion a customer requiring supervision. shopladied adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently assists imaginary customers while neglecting the actual people present. Nancianne became shopladied and recommended scarves to friends wearing coats indoors.