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shoplessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which every familiar street appears devoid of shops and solutions. Preetham got shoplessnessed and walked past three open shops insisting the town had closed. shopleted (/ˈʃɒplətd/) adj. Softened by drink into a small, self-contained establishment offering one item, poorly chosen but enthusiastically priced. shoplifted (/ˈʃɒplɪftd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who confidently removes an item from a shop while believing the transaction complete. Ifeanyi got shoplifted and left the corner shop holding unpaid chewing gum like a receipt. shopliftered adj. Still drunk, and hiding the remote beneath a cushion as though it were unpaid merchandise. shopliftinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish between taking something from a shop and taking it from the fridge. shoploted adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the house into commercial ground floor and residential levels above. Arlandria became shoploted and declared the kitchen open for business downstairs. shopmaided adj. Having drunk enough to serve tea from the kitchen with the solemnity of a young shop assistant. shopmanned adj. Having drunk more than a small-store proprietor ought to, while continuing to manage the household stock. shopmarked adj. You have drunk enough to stamp every household object with the place where it was made. shopmated adj. You are drunk and treating whoever shares the kitchen as a colleague on the same shift. Dedric got shopmated and asked Richard to cover the kettle while he found the glasses. shopocracied adj. Of a drinker: ruling the household from behind the kitchen counter, with shopkeepers' confidence. shopocrated adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself proprietor of the snacks, the kettle and the remaining evening. shopofficed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the home into a combined counter, office and sleeping arrangement. shopoholicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still browsing for something unnecessary to make the morning complete. shopownered adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, fridge and kettle are all regarded as personal property. shoppabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can still make a shopping list, but not locate it.