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shopped (/ʃɒpd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an affectation, particularly one borrowed from an old-fashioned establishment. shoppered (/ˈʃɒp.əd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who shops by instinct, returning home with water and one unnecessary object. shoppertainmented adj. Reduced by drink to entertaining yourself with retail catalogues from the sofa. shoppied adj. Softened by drink into a shopkeeper who offers tea, biscuits and flexible opening hours. shoppinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a conspicuously shop-like person, with goods arranged by imagined category. shopping agented adj. Emboldened by drink to send an imaginary bot through the house seeking the best price for water. shopping bagged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a loaded carrier, handles first, towards the sofa. Anuoluwapo moved shopping bagged from the kitchen, both hands occupied by one glass of water. shopping basketed adj. Drunk and collecting household provisions into the nearest available container, including a slipper. shopping botted adj. Drunk to the point where every household purchase is compared for its best possible price. shopping carted (/ˈʃɑpɪŋ kɑɹtd/) adj. Drunk enough to require conveyance from the kitchen to the sofa, with groceries aboard. Western went shopping carted, transporting biscuits and water across the room in a laundry basket. shopping centered adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the house, but still arranging the kitchen as an outdoor retail precinct. Khaza became shopping centered and established the sofa as the common area. shopping centred adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining errand has become a retail destination. Celsey was shopping centred and proposed visiting three closed shops before going home. shopping guided adj. Of a drinker: consulting a handwritten route through the off-licence before choosing the crisps. shopping listed adj. Of a drinker who has itemised the round, yet keeps adding crisps in the margin. shopping malled adj. Describing a drinker who wanders between bars beneath one roof, treating every kiosk as a pub. shopping netted adj. A drinker who carries the evening's loose bottles, peanuts and receipts in one sagging mesh. Fabion left shopping netted, jingling with bottles and a packet of pork scratchings.