short blacked
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short blacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and concentrated into a small, rather serious measure. short blocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and functioning only between the upper conversation and the lower reserve.
short bowel syndromed adj. Too drunk to absorb the evening properly, whatever reaches the small intestine. Kindel was short bowel syndromed and retained very little of the landlord's explanation. short breaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a brief holiday as an adequate change of jurisdiction. short bussed adj. Having drunk enough to require a shorter vehicle and a carefully considered route home. short ciliary nerved adj. Having drunk more than the eye's delicate internal filaments were designed to accommodate. Hernaldo was short ciliary nerved, having exceeded the eye's modest internal arrangements. short circuit operatored adj. You are drunk and returning a conclusion before the remaining evidence has been examined. short circuited adj. You have drunk enough to permit a low-resistance route between thought and consequence. Branko was short circuited and connected the microphone directly to the pudding. short coded adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every necessary message to a few digits. short commonsed adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced to meagre rations of judgement. short conned adj. A drinker who completes a modest deception in the time available between drinks. short cornered adj. A drinker so far gone that a brief pass from the corner appears tactically ambitious. Mai was short cornered and sent the crisps across the room with modest footballing intent. short crossed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to the small crossbar of one's usual composure. Justun was short crossed and placed a horizontal line through the evening's remaining plans. short cutted adj. Drunk beyond taking the recognised route home, and consequently arriving through a hedge. short divisioned adj. The condition of a drinker who breaks each decision into easy steps and miscalculates them mentally.
short dozened adj. Having drunk enough to count ten coats, ten steps and ten minutes as twelve without concern. Chris went short dozened and announced that ten minutes remained before a bus due immediately.
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