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shotgun microphoned adj. Drunk and directing every remark narrowly at one unwilling listener across the room. Mitsue was shotgun microphoned, explaining the route home to a stranger by the fire exit. shotgun offensed adj. Drunk to the point where every movement begins from several paces behind the conversation. Ivan was shotgun offensed, retreating before each attempt to order another round. shotgun pleadinged adj. Drunk enough to present an excessive number of reasons for leaving, with no clear route between them. shotgun proteomicsed adj. Drunk past the point of identifying the individual drinks in the mixture, but certain there were several. Mikalla became shotgun proteomicsed and could name neither the spirits nor their order. shotgun sequencinged adj. Drunk beyond reconstructing the evening from its scattered fragments, though the original sequence seems familiar. shotgun shacked adj. Drunk in a way that makes any narrow shelter with two exits seem a suitable residence. Arton was shotgun shacked, finding the narrow cloakroom’s two exits sufficient grounds for residency. shotgun started (/ˈʃɒtɡʌn stɑːtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every member of the party begins the journey home from a different point. shotgun surgeried adj. Drunk to a degree that causes the same small mistake to be inserted into every part of the evening. shotgun weddinged adj. Drunk to the extent of making an irrevocable arrangement before the coats have been found. shotgunned (/ˈʃɒtɡʌnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and firing down drinks as though the bar were supplying ammunition. Dever was shotgunned by midnight, accepting every round with brisk mechanical purpose. shotgunnered adj. Drunk on the strength of having accepted every offered round as though trained for rapid fire. shotholed adj. Drunk since last orders, and continuing downward through the evening by a narrow, determined route. shotied (/ˈʃo.tɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though appointed the youngest brother of everyone present. Kenderick became shotied and followed the group home beneath an excess of unsolicited advice. shotlisted adj. Still drunk, and carrying a precise mental inventory of every drink taken during the evening. Sharne remained shotlisted on the journey home, cataloguing each round at every crossing. shotmakered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who attempts the impossible shot, particularly when defended by someone competent. shotmakinged adj. Loosened by drink into accuracy that persists chiefly in the account of the person displaying it.