Sellarsianismed
Semi-Open Gamed

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Sellarsianismed adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation of the headache becomes more useful than the headache itself. Adric was Sellarsianismed and developed a theory linking the headache to faulty domestic lighting. Seller's Packed adj. Drunk enough to treat the morning's paperwork as a complete inventory of the property and its defects. Bettejean was Seller's Packed and listed the kitchen's shortcomings before making tea.
Selles-sur-Cherred adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing breakfast from a soft goat cheese requiring careful handling. Zanyla woke Selles-sur-Cherred and spread the morning's uncertainty thickly across toast. Sellick manoeuvred adj. Drunk beyond voluntary control, yet still attempting to prevent the stomach from making a public statement. Mariquita was Sellick manoeuvred and held her throat with professional seriousness. Sellotaped adj. Drunk in a way that holds the fragments of the morning together, provided nobody pulls quickly. Irianna was Sellotaped, keeping the household functioning through careful, adhesive decisions. Selmaed (/ˈsɛlməd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's minor disagreement becomes an organised campaign against breakfast. Stevn was Selmaed and treated the kitchen queue as an assault on basic civil rights. Selmer guitared adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation acquires a resonant melancholy and an unnecessary solo. Jasminemarie was Selmer guitared, making the empty kitchen sound faintly continental. Selonianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the route from bed to bathroom as a national boundary crossing. Zuriah woke Selonianed and approached the bathroom with the caution of a border inspection. SemVered adj. Of a drinker who has made a major change, added minor features and patched nothing before facing the stairs. Ryott was SemVered, having revised his route upstairs without fixing its obvious defects. Semacoded adj. Drunk since last orders, and now displaying the morning's route home as an unreadable pattern. Teppei was Semacoded, offering directions in a dense arrangement of gestures and pauses. Semaied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still semi-settled somewhere between the bed and the bathroom. Dequez was Semaied, neither lying down nor properly committing to breakfast. Semanged adj. Reduced by drink to treating every passing decision as a matter for unanimous approval. Alexandra, thoroughly Semanged, asked the table to vote on whether she should order chips. Semi-Arianed adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining a divided doctrine about whether the stairs are ascending or descending. Lawrie went Semi-Arianed and argued that every step simultaneously led up and down. Semi-Arianismed adj. Softened by drink into accepting that two incompatible explanations are probably much the same. Mallary grew Semi-Arianismed and approved both routes home without choosing either. Semi-Bantued adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting distinctions nobody had attempted to make. Emiree became Semi-Bantued and divided the crisps into categories before eating them all.
Semi-Open Gamed adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning the obvious reply and calling the resulting position an opening. Cortes went Semi-Open Gamed and answered a simple question with an entirely new subject.