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show-and-telled adj. Emboldened by drink to present personal possessions and provide their history without invitation. show-erred adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a brief fall of rain for a personal demonstration. show-glassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying each glass as though it contained an exhibit. Jaxonjames was show-glassed, presenting the empty tumbler to the room. show-goered adj. Emboldened by drink to attend every spectacle personally, including arguments visible from the pavement. show-offed adj. Still drunk, and demonstrating prowess chiefly by locating the light switch. show-offeried adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert exhibitionism into a prolonged demonstration of pouring water. show-outed adj. Having drunk enough to signal that the coast is clear, although only the biscuit tin approaches. Traeh show-outed the biscuit tin, solemnly indicating that the kitchen was safe to approach. show-stoned adj. Having drunk more than enough to consult a crystal ball before choosing between tea and toast. Ajai became show-stoned and sought the crystal ball's advice on toast. show-stoppered adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of bringing the journey home to a positive halt. show-throughed adj. You have drunk enough to see yesterday's printed matter through every explanation you offer. show-upped adj. You are drunk and presenting the same acquaintance for identification at intervals. Alfair became show-upped, introducing Kruize as the suspect for a second time. showabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made the contents of every pocket available for public inspection. Casey-marie became showabilitied, displaying receipts, keys and one inexplicable button. showabled adj. Drunk beyond keeping any opinion private, and displaying it to whoever is nearest. showacened adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company tracking an exceptionally long, branching trail of explanations. Yita became showacened and lost three listeners before reaching the end of the chemical story. showbaged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the company into an audience for assorted unsolicited treats. showbanded adj. Drunk to the extent of making the surrounding company endure familiar songs performed with misplaced confidence.