showcourted
shower rosed

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showcourted adj. Drunk in a way that enlarges every minor quarrel until the whole pub is entitled to attend. Ivoryana got showcourted over a bar tab and invited both rooms to consider the evidence. showdomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the pub as the entire realm of entertainment. Danayjah became showdomed and applauded the landlord's explanation of the card machine.
showdomycinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and faintly medicinal in one's confidence that another drink is indicated. showdowned adj. Still drunk, and awaiting a final contest with somebody who has not agreed to one. showed (/ʃəʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating an ordinary pub gathering as a theatrical production. showeed adj. Too drunk to notice that the person being addressed has already seen it. shower bathed adj. You have drunk enough to stand beneath conversation as though it were falling from above. Laquetta became shower bathed and accepted advice from the coat stand. shower capped adj. You are drunk and protecting the head from further information. shower chaired adj. Of a drinker: seated for safety, preferably where the floor can be reached without negotiation. Jaunice was shower chaired beside the sink, discussing the merits of standing. shower curtained adj. Of a drinker who has withdrawn behind a temporary barrier of silence and damp clothing. shower gelled adj. Describing a drinker who has become smooth, fragrant, and of limited practical use. shower headed adj. You are drunk and spraying conversation in several directions, none of them adjustable by reason. shower in a canned adj. A drinker who has substituted deodorant for preparation and considers the matter closed. Kazuyoshi was shower in a canned and went directly from the pub to dinner. shower of shited adj. A drinker so far gone that every contribution arrives in a poor and abundant mass. shower of shitted adj. The state of being drunk and producing a mass of poor observations.
shower rosed adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun distributing remarks in adjustable patterns. Selest was shower rosed, spraying advice across the table at varying intensity.