shrinkflationed
shrnaed

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shrinkflationed adj. Drunk beyond noticing that each successive measure is smaller while the round costs the same. shrinking frogged adj. Drunk, with the result that the drinker seems to grow smaller whenever the room gets louder. Camreon went shrinking frogged during the singalong and vanished behind a menu.
shrinking violeted (/ˈʃɹɪŋkɪŋ ˈvaɪələtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes avoiding company seem both urgent and socially conspicuous. Maureena got shrinking violeted and spent the raffle behind the coat stand. shrinkinged (/ˈʃɹɪŋkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the drinker edge timidly away from each new round. Jimalee grew shrinkinged when the regulars began discussing another venue. shrinkproofnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of resisting every attempt to reduce the evening to sensible proportions. shrinkwrap licensed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now consenting to arrangements whose details have been hidden from view. Nalla got shrinkwrap licensed and signed up for karaoke without reading the rota. shrinkwrapped adj. Emboldened by drink to seal every arrangement before anyone has read the small print. Gulam got shrinkwrapped and agreed to organise next year's darts tournament. shrivaltied adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits before appointing yourself guardian of the room. shrivelered adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually drawing every feature into a more economical expression. shrivelinged adj. Still drunk, and visibly diminishing whenever anyone asks whether a taxi has been called. shrivellered adj. Drunk by closing time, and contracted into the smallest available corner of the snug. shrivellinged adj. Too drunk to prevent the evening contracting into one chair, one drink, and one repeated story. shrivered adj. Sufficiently drunk to confess minor sins to whoever is nearest the till. shriving-timed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which confession becomes a full afternoon's undertaking. Avian became shriving-timed and confessed to owning several perfectly ordinary shirts. shrivinged adj. Having drunk enough to hear a confession in every complaint about the price of a pint.
shrnaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and curling back towards the sofa whenever the kitchen becomes too demanding. Joelynn was shrnaed and made three short attempts to reach the kitchen before sitting down.