shybied
sialadenitised

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shybied adj. Reduced by drink to whispering apologies to the barmaid, then ordering another round. shyerred adj. Softened by drink into veering from the dartboard whenever anyone looks your way.
shyinged adj. Sharpened by drink into turning aside from every offered handshake and bar-room query. shynessed (/ˈʃaɪnəsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake the whole bar for an audience awaiting your contribution. Ezmae-rose got shynessed and offered opinions on every song from the jukebox. shypoked adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand in the kitchen with one leg raised, awaiting an explanation. shyrdaked adj. Slowed by drink to arranging the beer mats in careful, colourful layers before speaking. shystered (/ˈʃaɪs.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to sell a plainly borrowed umbrella back to its owner. shysterismed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub's simplest transaction as an opportunity for sharp practice. Polett became shysterismed and invoiced the table for locating the ketchup. shystied adj. Drunk, with the result that your face is covered and the kitchen appears insufficiently private. shyted (/ʃɪtd/) adj. Drunk beyond caring which forbidden word the autocorrect has failed to conceal. Kameah got shyted and left an unmistakable message on the pub's suggestion board. si quissed adj. Drunk, with the result that every new acquaintance is treated as a formal objection to your conduct. Yaleyza went si quissed and asked the barmaid whether anyone objected to her second pudding. siDNA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces the evening's remaining plans to a short, tightly paired sequence. Montserrath got siDNA'd and retained only the pub, the taxi, and the kebab. siRNA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of silencing every sensible instruction while preserving one troublesome message. Clarene was siRNA'd and ignored every hint that the pub was closing. siadenovirused adj. Drunk on the strength of a drink that has entered the system and begun reproducing its effects. siafued adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing on the crisps in a disciplined swarm.
sialadenitised adj. Still drunk, and finding that every sentence produces another swelling of the mouth. Jayre was sialadenitised, speaking around a growing collection of uncompleted thoughts.